sweet disposition

You need to get some dick

Haha Thank you, Eli. My thoughts exactly.

things i feel at the moment.

• i’m lonely
• i feel like i have to puke
• i want a hug
• i want to cuddle
• puke feeling
• lonely
• whiney

Based on my posts, leave in my ask 5 things you’ve learned about me.

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ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

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Probably my boyfriend’s (at the time) parent’s bedroom. Not on the bed, just in their room… Not sure why or how that happened but it happened.

I LOVED BUNNICULA

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This apparently came through the wires at work today.

gethighwitheli:

rocketgruntjessica:

A man in New York stabbed himself and threw his skin and intestines at police. When they tried to pepper-spray him, he was not phased.

This zombie thing might be happening.

thekingwizard:

One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. 

This is what happens when you put a lava lamp on the stove. 

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james-ashleigh-kay:

No? Okay.

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